The data transformation tool you didn’t know you needed

Dumb Cuneiform is the answer to all our prayers.

Here's how it works:

1. Just send us a tweet or text (use the text field in the order form)
2. We’ll carefully translate it into cuneiform
3. We'll stamp it on an actual clay tablet
4. and mail it to you.

Favorite jokes? Amazing pickup lines? Your 2-star review of last summer's blockbuster?

Keep it forever.

Click and marvel!