Dumb Cuneiform is the answer to all our prayers.
Here's how it works:
- Just send us a tweet or text (use the text field in the order form)
- We’ll carefully translate it into cuneiform
- We'll stamp it on an actual clay tablet
- and mail it to you.
Favorite jokes? Amazing pickup lines? Your 2-star review of last summer's blockbuster?
Keep it forever.