Political Speech

Self-deprecating joke.
(pause for polite laughter.)

…children …community …working men and women ….children …families …American Dream
…parallel construction with punch!
(pause for polite applause.)

Stirring exemplary tale about a heroic constituent.
(point out constituent in audience, pause for polite applause.)

My opponent …ruination …questionable ethics …unresponsive …the backing of Big Something …doesn’t represent the interests of the American people!
(pause for wild applause.)

Together …spirit of accomplishment …community …children …prosperity …opportunity …in America once again!
(pause for applause.)

Quote from someone famous that makes everyone feel good inside.
(raise hands to applause. Wave and smile.)

Author: Father Silouan Thompson

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