The Daily Mash gets it right:
Enthusiastic workers should be treated just as harshly as benefit cheats, according to a new study.
Researchers found that those who seem to enjoy repetitive office work in strip-lit corporate death holes cause at least as many social problems as people who claim to have a bad back so they can get good at the new Medal of Honour.
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “For too long we have turned a blind eye to the malign influence of the keen.
“They are worse than paedophiles.”